You know, our lusty celebs used to have bigger problems than choosing between Prada and Oscar de la Renta. Hard to believe, I know, but most every actor wannabe has struggled with a (lack of) cash flow.

Back ovah at the SAG Awards, I asked a couple of work-steady folks, who have maybe forgotten about their days o’ struggle, what was the most bizarre thing they’ve done to get their costly SAG dues paid? Jorja Fox, you’re up first.

“Now, that is a great question!” she exclaimed.

I know. Sure beats all that inane how-do-you-feel crap, huh?

Jazzed up in a white Spandex-y dress, the CSI looker-not to mention winner-spilled, “I had to pretend I was George Eads’ girlfriend, and that was pretty weird.” Okay, but really? “I worked at a kennel for a long time,” she said. “That was probably one of the best jobs I’ve ever had, but definitely one of the more obscure.”